you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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