In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
We smell like vodka and hangover
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