Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
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