I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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