I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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