we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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