After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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