I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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