Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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