She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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