I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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