You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
This house was built for laser tag.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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