I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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