it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
there's paper in my vomit.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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