I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Nicole vs. Life
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I think a kid would responsible me up
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
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