I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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