I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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