Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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