You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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