well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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