big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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