Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
A bitchslap is in order.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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