Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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