Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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