I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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