Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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