Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I just want to make out with him forever
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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