what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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