At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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