Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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