the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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