Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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