Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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