the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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