Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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