I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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