Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
