She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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