Is it normal to miss your booty call?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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