Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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