So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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