there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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