There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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