I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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