wake up i wanna do it froggy style
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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