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• (206): View more from Washington

  would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?

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• (805): View more from California

  at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.

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• (909): View more from California

  She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home

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  Challenge accepted.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested

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• (858): View more from California

  Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?

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• (315): View more from New York

  Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!

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