i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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