white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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