So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Randomize
