PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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