So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
that is very illegal...i love you.
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