You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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