You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
organizing the empties. That sober.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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