Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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