would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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