I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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