Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i permit you to call me
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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