3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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