imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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